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i would like to talk about beauty products. not for any real reason, except that they are things that i sometimes enjoy talking about. my mother never really gave me any beauty tips, and i don't have any sisters, so i kind of had to figure everything out on my own, which is a semi-long process of trial and error. Now that i am approaching 30, i finally have a few little winners that i like to use and since i know the pain of being clueless i am somewhat compelled to share my little nuggets of wisdom with "you".
-the inspiration for this post is ion straightening conditioner. my roommate has a big party pump of the stuff in her little shower cubby and about a week ago i got curious and tried it out. it's pretty much amazing. i have fine hair that is not stick straight, so i get really terrible fly aways, always have. this conditioner is the first product that ever successfully decreased the entropy around my head. I don't particularly care for the smell of it, but other than that this has been a great discovery. anything that makes my hair look this smooth and shiny, even the first day that it has been washed, is a keeper.
-savon de marseille soaps. they look outstanding. these bar soaps are bulky handmade cubed deformities with this masculine utilitarian typeset pressed into it. language: french. units:metric (i love the metric system). at about $14 a bar, it is a bit pricey, but 600 grams is a lot of soap and it's worth it. the first time that i bought this stuff, i opted for the unscented oilve oil soap. i was in love. the silliage (slipperiness?) is remarkable. it is very heavy and slippery and it doesn't make much foam, but after a good scrubbing with a washcloth, it leaves you skin very clean, soft, and hydrated. I recently went against my typical purchase and picked up a rose scented one that is very nice, albeit quite girlie. i only hope that the rose smell doesn't stick to my skin too much and/or make my perfume smell funky.
- shikai dry hand therapy. just buy it and thank me.
-pond's cold cream. yeah, i know, your grandmother uses it. well, who knows more about fine lines and wrinkles than your grandma? it's is an outstanding makeup remover, it's great to put on and leave on after shaving, and it makes you glow after you wipe it off of your face. i don't know what i ever did without it.
- extra virgin olive oil. i put in a drop of lavender oil and use it as a moisturizer in the mornings. it is anti-intuitive, but it's actually really great for pimples. i don't know if it's because you are creating a protective mask by filling your pores with clean oil before dirt, bacteria, and grubby oil can get in there, or what, but since i started using it my pimple frequency has dropped way down. it is becoming clear to me that i like greasy, products...
-wash cloths. fuck shower poufs. bacteria playgrounds. they take forever to dry out and they are scratchy. sure, they make more lather, but lather is only for show, people. it doesn't mean anything unless it's for shaving (in which case you want it thick, not bubbly). wash clothes dry out between uses and they gently scub your skin clean while exfoliating. so superior.
-the inspiration for this post is ion straightening conditioner. my roommate has a big party pump of the stuff in her little shower cubby and about a week ago i got curious and tried it out. it's pretty much amazing. i have fine hair that is not stick straight, so i get really terrible fly aways, always have. this conditioner is the first product that ever successfully decreased the entropy around my head. I don't particularly care for the smell of it, but other than that this has been a great discovery. anything that makes my hair look this smooth and shiny, even the first day that it has been washed, is a keeper.
-savon de marseille soaps. they look outstanding. these bar soaps are bulky handmade cubed deformities with this masculine utilitarian typeset pressed into it. language: french. units:metric (i love the metric system). at about $14 a bar, it is a bit pricey, but 600 grams is a lot of soap and it's worth it. the first time that i bought this stuff, i opted for the unscented oilve oil soap. i was in love. the silliage (slipperiness?) is remarkable. it is very heavy and slippery and it doesn't make much foam, but after a good scrubbing with a washcloth, it leaves you skin very clean, soft, and hydrated. I recently went against my typical purchase and picked up a rose scented one that is very nice, albeit quite girlie. i only hope that the rose smell doesn't stick to my skin too much and/or make my perfume smell funky.
- shikai dry hand therapy. just buy it and thank me.
-pond's cold cream. yeah, i know, your grandmother uses it. well, who knows more about fine lines and wrinkles than your grandma? it's is an outstanding makeup remover, it's great to put on and leave on after shaving, and it makes you glow after you wipe it off of your face. i don't know what i ever did without it.
- extra virgin olive oil. i put in a drop of lavender oil and use it as a moisturizer in the mornings. it is anti-intuitive, but it's actually really great for pimples. i don't know if it's because you are creating a protective mask by filling your pores with clean oil before dirt, bacteria, and grubby oil can get in there, or what, but since i started using it my pimple frequency has dropped way down. it is becoming clear to me that i like greasy, products...
-wash cloths. fuck shower poufs. bacteria playgrounds. they take forever to dry out and they are scratchy. sure, they make more lather, but lather is only for show, people. it doesn't mean anything unless it's for shaving (in which case you want it thick, not bubbly). wash clothes dry out between uses and they gently scub your skin clean while exfoliating. so superior.